Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
One day, a man at a restaurant suddenly
called out, “Help! My son’s choking! He swallowed a
quarter! Please, anyone! Help!”
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced
that he was quite experienced at this sort of
thing. He casually walked over, wrapped his arms around the boy’s
abdomen and squeezed.
Out popped the quarter.
The man then went back to his table as though
nothing had happened.
“Thank you! Thank you!” the father cried. “Are
you a paramedic?”
“No,” replied the man. “I work for the IRS.”