Wears heart on sleeve
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies.
At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall.
From inside the coffin, the woman yells, “Ouch! That hurt!”
She lives another four years. She dies again.
At the funeral, the pallbearers are swinging the coffin.
The husband yells, “Watch out for the wall!”